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The Readerlessblob Monster
This monster is a blob; it has no legs, no arms, no head, no sex organs, no appetite, it scares people with it’s lame readlessness. All scientist that have studied this monster both wonder “Why does it even exsist?” “What idiots created this readerless crap?” “I sure hope they don’t kill themselves.” It is rumored to be located second to last when you search for “The Daily Beast” on www.Google.com. It grows bigger once a day………………..it’s depressing.
hey wait a second……………….Andy isn’t this our blog……… Damnit