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This is Musafa’s monster.
Speculations and rumors have led to the generalization and description of the following monster.
The old Spanish Indians use to tell a story to their young about a horrible monster who was created by the evil Dr. Badofomous who created this horrid ,horrid beast for the use of planetary destruction. The creature who was named after Badofomous was assigned to destroy the friendly and peaceful planet of Etheo Mania when with it’s super mega vision of death it spotted a wonderful sight, Earth’s bunnies. Then he decided to abandon his maiden voyage and travel to Earth to play with the bunnies. He tried to make love to the bunnies but ended up destroying Earth’s bunny race, with the global community outraged at the monster’s actions they decided to destroy it. He tried to fight back but his computing had him programmed to run away after a set amount of time of fighting, he fled toward the north pole at a super sonic speed destroying everything in his path…
Thousands of years have passed and the 3 scientists who have been following it’s history and progress since then have concluded that it is 200 feet tall, 63 feet wide and 25 feet long, a behemoth, it has a body that looks like a monstrously huge oven and the head appendage closely resembles a vending machine of ridiculous proportions. His right hand resembles a toaster and during the war it was recorded that the toaster hand shot flaming radioactive butter toast. His other hand resembles a lunch box that holds a nuclear reactor. Rumor has it that during the war he used some sort of zombie control unit to control armies of zombies/minions to aide him in his fight but the team of scientists is split on whether it is true or not.
The 3 scientists who have studied this beast have concluded that it fled towards what is now Greenland. Numerous searches and voyages and excavations have been undertaken by an elite monster search unit but nothing has showed up, the scientists are set on the Greenland theory and have recently suggested that he is probably under Greenland.