The Daily Beast


Oscar
October 30, 2007, 21:10
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As you can see in this picture, he chews on tree limbs for fun, he is 30 feet tall and eats people too. (Plus he doesn’t bark, making him the ultimate monster)

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The Readerlessblob Monster
October 29, 2007, 10:30
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The Readerlessblob Monster

This monster is a blob; it has no legs, no arms, no head, no sex organs, no appetite, it scares people with it’s lame readlessness. All scientist that have studied this monster both wonder “Why does it even exsist?” “What idiots created this readerless crap?” “I sure hope they don’t kill themselves.” It is rumored to be located second to last when you search for “The Daily Beast” on www.Google.com. It grows bigger once a day………………..it’s depressing.

hey wait a second……………….Andy isn’t this our blog……… Damnit