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The Readerlessblob Monster by coltonjakob
October 29, 2007, 10:30
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The Readerlessblob Monster

This monster is a blob; it has no legs, no arms, no head, no sex organs, no appetite, it scares people with it’s lame readlessness. All scientist that have studied this monster both wonder “Why does it even exsist?” “What idiots created this readerless crap?” “I sure hope they don’t kill themselves.” It is rumored to be located second to last when you search for “The Daily Beast” on www.Google.com. It grows bigger once a day………………..it’s depressing.

hey wait a second……………….Andy isn’t this our blog……… Damnit

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it would be a readerless blog without me. Don’t you dare quite on me. This blog is AWESOME. on the other hand I’m only one person most of the time. hold on I think Gus is trying to tell me something.

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